Today is so big, even your parents are excited! Excited about not having to drive you around anymore! Happy 16th birthday.
Explaining life to a 16-year-old is as practical as bathing a fish, so I’ll spare you the sappy advice. Just have fun on your birthday.
I have two tips for you on your 16th birthday. One: forget the past because you can’t change it. Two: forget the gift because I didn’t get you one. Kidding! Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday weirdo. Stop doing awkward things at public because you are a grown-up young man now. So you should stop embarrassing us.
Happy Birthday young man. You should thank me for not posting your awkward candid’s on Instagram. Also, don’t forget to give me a treat.
Happy Birthday coolest one. Sorry I couldn’t find any cake and gifts for you. Stop annoying people around you.
Happy sweet sixteen to not so sweet boy. You should pay me for eating my whole tiffin at school.
You will have many opportunities to demonstrate your maturity as a near-adult, but why waste your childhood on that? Happy 16 Birthday!
You’ll probably get a lot of gifts tonight, but your car insurance company’s getting one too – a premium. Happy 16th birthday!
Would it be great to flash some funky bling on your 16th birthday? Flash, Flash! Yeah…it’s totally not the same, right? Happy 16th Birthday anyway!
Time to roll down the car windows, you are old enough to drive. I wish you a lot of fun road trips ahead of you. Happy 16th birthday brother.
Being 16 is wonderful because you can conveniently act grown up and dumb as when you need to. Enjoy this phase of life while you have it. Happy Birthday.
16 is not for the fainthearted because from 15 you have departed, and guess what? You’re only getting started! Happy Sweet 16!