Funny 50th Birthday Wishes

You’re no longer the oldest person I know in their 40’s. Now you’re the youngest 50-year-old I know.

Now that you’re 50 you’ve probably got more hair where you don’t want it and less hair where you do want it. You can’t fight it but at least you can still let your hair down and have fun on your birthday!

Happy 50th birthday! You’re aging like wine. Congratulations!

Tom Cruise, Demi Moore, and John Bon Jovi have already turned 50 and now one more superstar has joined the club. Happy 50th birthday!

You’re just 35 with 15 bonus years. Wishing you a Happy 50th birthday!

You are halfway to a hundred but that doesn’t guarantee you will live that long. Happy 50th birthday.

Now that you are an old 50-year-old, you only have 10 years before I call you an old 60-year-old.

Every single birthday of yours is a reminder for me that I’m not the oldest person here! Happy 50th, cheers!

It’s just about gaining few more grey hairs than me, nothing else to be worried about. Happy 50th birthday!

I hope you already saved enough money for retirement. It’s time to count them all. Happy 50th birthday!

Thanks for reminding me that I’m not as old as you. Happy Birthday you old fart!

You can’t hide your age to others. Your hair is turning gray, and wrinkles appearing. So, tell the truth, is it your 50th, or you’re lying.

If you were a dog, you would be 213 years old. So, don’t feel so bad about your age. At least you’re aging like a human. Happy 50th!

Your 40’s are behind you now, so you should have your midlife crisis out of your system. Be proud! You wear it well!

If you can blow up all your birthday balloons, then you will officially earn the right of calling yourself young at fifty. Happy 50th birthday.

Happy birthday and congratulations, you’re halfway to a telegram from the Queen. In the meantime, put your feet up and enjoy the rewards from all the hard work you put in during your 20s, 30s and 40s.

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