Funny Belated Birthday Wishes

Wishing you late is completely intentional. I want you to know that I’m exceptional at everything that I do. Happy belated birthday!

Happy belated birthday. May you grow to the age that your driving terrifies everyone.

I did not forget your birthday, I just wanted to make it last longer. Happy Belated birthday dear.

If your birthday were anything more important to me than eating delicious cakes, I would have wished you just at the right time. Anyway, Happy belated birthday my friend!

I am wishing you a late birthday because I believe this will make you feel younger. I do care for you so much. Happy birthday!

It doesn’t matter if I wish you a late birthday. I want to celebrate every day like it’s your birthday. You are just too special for me. Happy belated birthday!

A late birthday wish does not mean I forgot this special day. It means I wanted to give you a surprise. Happy birthday!

My antenna detects an old people. Oh, that is you! Happy belated birthday oldie.

I have been so silly to forget your birthday, but I think you know I’m funny because I’m silly! Happy birthday dear!

It was just a date that I forgot. But I want you to know that you are always on my mind. Happy belated birthday!

I didn’t miss your birthday. I am just fashionably late as always.

Sorry I am late in wishing you a happy birthday. Lately, I have been living more on a lunar calendar than the solar one.

You live life in the fast lane, but I move a little slower. That is why I am a little behind you on celebrating your birthday.

I like to wish people a Happy Birthday at least 11 months in advance, so my greeting from last year was meant to cover this birthday. Anyway, Happy Birthday again.

I meant to wait so that you could extend your birthday just a little bit longer. They go by way too fast if it is just one day. Happy Extended Birthday.

It’s apparent that you have been blessed with many things on your birthday. Unfortunately, a punctual birthday message from me was not one of them. Hope you had an amazing day!

My pen ran out of ink, my mind was out of “think.” Happy late birthday.

Hope you had a great birthday. I missed eating your cake on your birthday, so I plan to eat at least two desserts today to make up for it.

Sorry I missed your birthday. How weird is that? That only happens to me like once per year. Happy Birthday to you.

I could have sent you a birthday greeting on your birthday, and I could have started Google, but I didn’t. You are happy with Google, so why not be happy with me being a little tardy in saying Happy Birthday!

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