Funny Birthday Messages for Daughter

Today I thought I should pamper you for no reason but it seems like the old man is past his age. However, Happy birthday, dear.

Back when you were a baby, you used to cry for no reason. And now, as you have grown up, you cry for birthday gifts and candies. Happy birthday my crying star!

There is no ways I am going to accept that you are all grown up until or unless you admit that soccer is more enjoyable than those clueless tv shows you watch. Happy birthday!

Every time it’s your birthday, I feel like a Justin Bieber fan because you’re my “Baby.” Happy birthday, baby!

When you were a little baby, I used to be horse for you. You’d sit on my back and ride like a jockey. Do you want the same on this birthday? Though at this age, I’d prefer to be a camel than a horse!

I know the guy is handsome and young but does he love you like your old man does? I bet no! Happy birthday my angel. Don’t worry! I’m not going to tell your mom!

Getting you a perfect gift was not this hard when you were a kid. Now, it is really tough to impress you. But we enjoy the adventure. Happy birthday.

You know darling, you’re special. You’re the kind of daughter who makes me feel like I have the sun. You light up my world like nobody else.

No matter how hard you try, you can’t catch up to my age. And besides, you’ll always be my little darling.

I recently started taking boxing lessons. It’s because I’m going to punch that guy who makes my little girl cry. My princess deserves to be happy. Happy birthday!

I was thinking of buying you a gift but then I thought the best gift for you would be to watch all of your favorite movies with you and not make any funny remarks on your favorite characters. Happy birthday!

The best thing about a kid growing up is that the parents don’t have to pamper him anymore for no reason at all. Happy birthday!

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