Funny Birthday Messages for Sister

You’re one in a million! Just like a defect in a container full of quality products. Happy birthday!

I don’t think I should crack jokes about old age and grey hair to someone who, herself is a living joke. I am not that mean. Happy birthday!

Happy birthday to the nicest and also the meanest sister in the world. Only you can act both ways so perfectly.

I don’t exactly remember people’s birth date but I do know we all are getting older by each day. So, what’s special about this day?

Focus on the days that are yet to come. Don’t look back in the past because it’s a blank page. What a waste of so many years! Happy birthday!

It is said that the moon orbits around the earth. Similarly, my sister keeps on spinning teenage boys around her beautiful self. Happy birthday your royal prettiness!

The complexion of my sister is as white as dandruff on my head. Happy birthday, Snow White!

Happy birthday to my strong, independent sis. You’re now one step closer to getting married.

You should feel lucky that I was born first. Otherwise, you wouldn’t have the chance to be here. Though you didn’t thank me for that yet I am wishing you happy birthday twin.

I don’t like sharing my stuff with you. But I like the childhood I shared with you. Happy Birthday to the most annoying sister.

You are certainly slightly less annoying than yesterday. Finally, you’re doing me a favor by growing up. Happy birthday!

I could wish 100 years of joyful youth but it seems like I’d be jealous if my hairs are all white and you’re still so young. Happy birthday!

I always wanted a sister. I don’t know whether God has misheard my prayers because you seem more of a brother to me. Happy Birthday to my tomboy sister.

I thought you’d always have my back. But I didn’t know you’d hide at my back every time mom gets angry on us. Happy birthday!

Do you remember the story mom used to tell that she found you crying on a street and then she took you home? The story was true! Happy birthday!

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