Happy Birthday to the boy who was found on the road and picked up by my parents. Wish you all the good things in life, brother!
This is the day you arrived to steal my share of mom and dad’s love. Happy birthday, brother.
The only good your birth has brought is your dumbness. It has been entertaining me for years!
You are the epitome of stupidity and a living legend for annoying people. Bad luck for me that you are my brother. Happy Birthday!
You know your life is a mess when your stupidity is increasing disproportionally to your age. That’s you brother. Happy Birthday!
Life can be so unfair at times. I don’t know what bad I did in life to deserve such an annoying brother like you. Happy Birthday!
You can pretend to be old when you are dead. Till then, you are just a little kid who wants to grow up someday. Happy Birthday, baby brother!
Happy Birthday dear brother. I hope you will remain just as annoying as now even when you are 100 years old.