Funny Birthday Wishes for Cousin

Happy Birthday dear! How does it feel seeing so many candles on the cake? I hope you can get used to it.

Happy Birthday to my beautiful, wonderful, hilarious cousin. I hope your beauty stops aging unlike you.

Not all cousins are awesome. Be grateful, because at least yours is. Happy Birthday!

Hey, please keep my portion of the cake, don’t eat it all by yourself. Happy Birthday, my dear cousin.

How does it feel to be so popular one time a year on Facebook? I know it feels great except the part of checking notifications 24/7. Happy Birthday!

Happy Birthday Cousin! You’re sure as old as you feel but you’re never going to be younger than me.

You’re one of the very few people I can tolerate on a daily basis. Does it make you feel bad or grateful? Happy birthday!

Tolerating someone like you is not easy, congratulations to me because I did it for another year. Happy Birthday, dear.

Wonderful people like you deserve a holiday to celebrate their birthday. Anyways Happy birthday, dear.

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