No matter what age you gain, you should be excited as you’re when you turned lucky 13. Happy birthday.
Let’s welcome the new wrinkles of your face, another set of grey hairs on your head, and reveal the new year of your life. Happy birthday.
Hey, another year has added to your life. Well, this isn’t called getting older; this is getting better. Happy birthday.
Dear! On your birthday I’ll give you advice. From now, please smile as much as possible by showing your teeth. Because after some years you don’t have teeth for showing. Happy birthday!
Be alert! Birthdays can leak your real age. So, use fewer candles on your cake and spend more money on us. Happy birthday!
Celebrating birthdays like children doesn’t suit you. Women at your age should be celebrating their marriage ceremonies. Anyway, Happy birthday!
If you put on a slightly low make-up, you can actually save some more money for a birthday party. Happy birthday to our make-up queen!
You are smiling because it’s your birthday! We are smiling because you are getting older and fatter. Happy birthday dear friend!
Happy birthday! Enjoy a happy and healthy life and, of course, never stop lying about your age. Because after all, you are not getting younger!