Today I am telling you that you have finally won the battle against my fictional boyfriends and that’s why I have said ‘Yes’ to you. Happy Birthday dearest fiancé.
I will throw you the laciest birthday that even Gatsby would feel self-conscious. Put your party pant on my handsome fiancé, because it is your birthday. Happy Birthday.
Until we get married and are officially allowed to forget each others’ birthdays, here’s wishing you a very happy one. I love you.
You are an awesome FIANCE because you are Flirty Impressive Amazing Naughty Charming and Enticing. Happy birthday.
Smile big with your teeth intact on this birthday because you’ll have to celebrate some of them toothless. Have a very happy birthday this year dear.
Babe, on this birthday of yours, I want to tell you that I love you more than Dumbledore loves giving the house cup to Gryffindor and that is a lot. Have a magical birthday!