Funny Birthday Wishes for Friend

My friend, seeing you growing old gives me heartache, and seeing you not growing up gives me a headache. Happy birthday!

I forgot to buy a gift for you so I brought myself as your birthday gift. I bet no one can give you as a precious gift like mine.

I’m handsome, smart and intelligent. You are ugly, old-fashioned and thick-skulled. And we are friends. See, that’s how nature balances the eco-system. Happy birthday!

Human stupidity has no limit, It’s infinite and boundless. I would have never known this if you were not my friend. Happy birthday to you!

On this birthday, you need a box of knowledge more than a box of chocolates. That’s knowledge number one for you. Happy birthday!

If the number of candles represents the intelligence of a person instead of his age, you’d never have to blow a candle on your birthdays. Happy birthday dear friend!

You may have the good look, but you’ll always need the help of my wit to shine in life. Because you lack a brain, dear friend. Happy birthday!

If you lack entertainment in life, just look at your face in the mirror. No wonder why I laugh so much when I’m with you. Happy birthday!

Some people lose their mind and become irritating while some are born without it and still looks cool. Happy birthday, my friend, you are awesome!

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