No matter how old you are, I will always give you the bigger share of the cake! Happy birthday to you, darling!
Happy birthday, baby. Don’t fear getting old; being with an enticing lady like me, your youth is going to last much longer than expected!
Happy birthday to you, love. To celebrate your increasing age, let’s increase your cash transaction too! Let’s go shopping.
The wrinkles on your face make me feel so relieved because you’ve got no options other than me anymore!
Wish you many more years of tolerating my tantrums. Happy birthday, honey.