Funny Birthday Wishes for Self

I can sense from afar that today is the world’s most humble guy’s birthday. Wishing myself great years ahead.

It’s always a sheer honor to look into the mirror every morning and meet someone as amazing as me! So happy birthday to that amazing person!

Happy Birthday to me! Today is all about myself so I am going to enjoy all the attention and love people shower on the birthday girl!

Happy Birthday to me! My birthday is the most special day of the year so I hope my family and friends throw me a big surprise party!

I know you`re jealous. I`d like to thank my mom and dad for making this miracle possible. It’s MY BIRTHDAY!

A very Happy Birthday to me, heartfelt wishes to myself, happy birthday me awesome!

It’s that time of year again. You know—the cake and ice cream. It’s my outrageous birthday! Time to start the party!

It’s my favorite kind of day! I can’t wait for lots of laughs, lots of cake, and lots of love! Happy Birthday to my dearest self!

Happiest of birthdays to me. Happiest of birthdays to me. Oh yes, the happiest of birthdays to me. What’s that—you want to wish me a happy birthday?

Thank God I’m a year older today. It’s not been easy but I’m grateful. Happy birthday to me, myself and I.

Happy Birthday to someone that’s one-in-a-million and the creme of the crop! You are the icing on the cake! That’s right, I sure am!

If I wasn’t born, the word ‘Awesome’ would have gone extinct from dictionaries. It feels wonderful to be someone of such importance. Happy birthday to myself!

People spend their entire life to be a great person. I’m so blessed that I was born great. Today is the day to celebrate this holy greatness of mine! Happy birthday to me!

Sometimes I feel like I’m a diamond who just happened to be imported out of Africa a long time ago. Happy birthday to the living gem, the purest soul ever….. myself!

Not many people understand this, but if you want to grow old and grow mature, you first have to be alive. I have been doing this for ages now!

Since no one cares about me these days, I am going to wish myself out loud so the entire online community know it’s my birthday!

I’ve reached that period of my life when scrolling down to select birth year isn’t fun anymore. Happy birthday to myself!

I hope the price of candle skyrockets this year so my friends can’t afford to buy as many candles as my age on my birthday.

I may be old, but at least I’m alive to wish me a happy birthday! Not many people have this kind of fortune.

Before someone reminds me of my age, makes a sick joke about it and put it as their birthday wish caption, I want to wish myself a happy birthday.

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