Congratulations on reaching a new level in the game called life. Have a fun birthday!
You have been alive for so many years, and all you have gained in life is a big fat belly. That’s a big achievement for the loser. Happy Birthday!
There’s nothing to be worried about getting old. Look at you; you are old and still doing great. Happy Birthday dear oldy.
Everyone grows old but not everyone can grow wise. Please don’t be sad, my friend. Not everyone needs wisdom too. Happy Birthday!
Age is just a number, just like your salary. They keep increasing every year! So, why feel sad for one and happy for the other. Cheers to your birthday!
Hope you will not get sad over the number of candles on your cake. Many happy returns of the day, my love.
You are just as annoying as you were on day one. Stay the same and have a happy birthday!
Happy birthday, love. I thought of getting you the best present ever. Sadly, I’m too big to fit in the gift box.
You have officially gotten past the teenage years. It’s time to be mature and stop expecting birthday gifts from people. Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday, don’t be sad. At least you are not as old as you are going to be the next year. Be happy thinking about that!
You have been here for a long time, perhaps since the age of the cave people. No wonder why you are so backdated. Happy Birthday!
It’s a very good day to identify all the liars around you. Don’t get fooled by the one that tells you are still young and beautiful. Happy Birthday
Whatever doesn’t kill you makes you older and uglier. Yes, that’s life, my dear. Don’t be fooled by the illusions. Happy Birthday!
You might be getting bigger, but sure as hell, your intelligence isn’t. Enjoy the birthday anyway.
There’s no shame in thinking like a teenage boy when you are old as the hills. Wishing you a Happy Birthday. May you live long!
A man is as big as his imagination and as old as his age. True for you. Happy Birthday. I’m glad that you still have your teeth.
Another birthday of yours! It seems almost as if you’ve been polluting earth since forever.
Please get a funfetti cake for your birthday. Since you are no fun, at least the cake should be.
Happy birthday. The older you’re getting, the more of a child you’re becoming. Grow up now, will you?
Happy birthday, dear. Smile! Because with your increasing age, your teeth might be gone sooner than you think.
I wish some people would stop wasting things. Just like you. You are wasting space on the earth and certainly wasting the time of others. Happy Birthday!