I hope Santa fills our socks with cash instead of gifts and toys. I know you hope for the same. Wish you a happy Christmas!
Christmas is truly full of wonders. It makes all of my savings disappear! That is the Christmas magic; Merry Christmas!
I hope your smiles will be as big as your credit card bill this Christmas! Wish you good luck and a lot of fun. Happy Christmas!
Christmas is all about spending time with good people. So makes sure you spend the entire day with me tomorrow. Merry Christmas, sweetheart!
Enjoy this Christmas till you find your name in Santa’s naughty list. May you have a great holiday!
Christmas is mostly for children. But we adults can enjoy it too until the credit card bills arrive!
Remember to smile and enjoy your time. Because when Christmas is over, nobody will care whether you exist or not!
I’ve finally found the true meaning of Xmas, it’s for those people who can’t spell Christmas!
Merry Christmas! May you have enough time to groom yourself on this holiday. I think Santa needs to shave his beard too!
Just wanted you to know that you have literally no chance of ending up on the good list of Santa this year. Merry Christmas to you!
Some people have a great year in life and some years have bad people in them. Feeling sorry yet? Just kidding. May your Christmas be full of fun!
I tried to hard to make Santa believe that you’ve been good throughout the year. Instead, I got my presents canceled for being a friend of you!
I prayed that Santa would give you wings this Christmas so you can fly and disappear from the earth forever. Just kidding. Merry Christmas!
You know your life sucks when you have to wait the entire year for Santa to bring you some presents because apparently, no one care to give you a present.
This Christmas is all about feeling special. I hope you spend this Christmas drinking to the point that you completely forget you’re a loser!
One important rule of Christmas; You can eat all the sweet candies as long as you don’t forget to brush your teeth. Merry Christmas!
Santa Clause exists, and he has to work during the holidays. How pathetic!
Let us take some time to curse fat Santa for not giving us credit cards this Christmas!
May you survive the priest’s boring speech in the church and join me at the party as soon as possible. Merry Christmas!
Christmas is season of magic and mystery. All your savings for the year will have vanished and you won’t even know it. How awesome!
The reason why everyone makes wishes every Christmas is that no one’s wish ever comes true! Making Christmas wishes is just a custom! Merry Christmas!
You are too young to go to a club and have a drink and too old to expect gifts from Santa. In fact, you just don’t fit into the joys of Christmas!