You’re now at a stage of your life when you really need to ask yourself if you believe in Santa or not! Grow up, man. Merry Christmas!
Good luck with wishing people unrealistic things from someone who doesn’t even exist. Have a great Christmas this year!
Stop asking for presents from Santa and be the Santa for the kids around you. Suits your age. Merry Christmas!
Wishing you a white Christmas this year. If you run out of the white one, remember I have plenty of supply for the red one. Merry Christmas dear friend!
I’ve just received the bad news. Santa had a heart attack. Cause of death was your name on the good list of this year!
Christmas is the only time when eating candy out of socks is cool! Good luck with your smelly socks and expired candies. Merry Christmas!