Funny Christmas Wishes for Husband/Wife

Christmas may well be a season to celebrate for you, but for me, it means trying my ass off to save every single penny I earned this year and make it through to the next year.

Merry Christmas dear! The only thing that I hate about Christmas is a bearded, fat moron invading our home at midnight and calling you A ‘Ho’.

Our plans for Christmas: Let’s have all the fun of our life and then we’ll both be praying until our credit bills arrive to rip us off. Happy Xmas!

The true magic of Christmas is when you make my savings disappear without me realizing what happened. You’re truly a blessing in disguise of a wife!

Let’s drink till we start admitting our sins to each other and then sober up realizing we don’t remember anything from last night. What a great Christmas that would be!

I wished to be surrounded by good people, not the ones that spoil my mood. But Santa told me that offer was not for married people.

What should have been a day for going to churches and attending prayers instead became a day for the wives to make their husbands’ savings disappear. This is Xmas day for you!

The season has finally come for every husband in the world to go broke from being rich finally. Merry Christmas to all the beautiful wives out there.

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