Merry Christmas! But I think you are just too old to expect gifts from Santa. And you are too fat even by Santa’s standard!
Your father is so rich, I think he can lend Santa some money this Christmas. Christmas gifts have been coming in small packages lately, anyway!
I hope you’ll have so many gifts this Christmas that you’ll get tired of counting them. And then you’d wake up and realize it was a dream! Merry Christmas!
Santa might not be real, but Christmas is still all about the presents! I got you what you wanted so Merry Christmas!
All I want for Christmas is passing our classes with good grades! Merry Christmas to you and me too!
The best thing Christmas teaches us is that you can be fat but still can be happy about it. Just look at Santa Clause! Merry Christmas!
Who needs a Christmas gift when they have a friend like me? I know you feel lucky all the time. Wishing you Merry Christmas dear!
I decided to spend time with you rather than buying something with the money. Because TIME IS MONEY anyway. Merry Christmas!
You have already achieved so many great things this year. The only thing left for this Christmas is hitting the jackpot for health, wealth and happiness!
I can’t imagine a sentence without the ‘F’ word when I’m talking with you. But today, my Christmas wish for you is going to be full of the ‘M’ word. Merry Christmas!
Nothing in life can be gained without a promise to be returned. Even Santa comes with a clause in Christmas! Have a fantastic time!
Santa is a big, fat bear who comes once a year. Don’t forget to say your prayers when you have a chance if you want in your life happiness in abundance.
All my dreams came to reality when I married you. And now I know why reality is always so hard to accept. Wishing you a Merry Christmas!
What a perfect time for you to be grateful for having me in your life. You may not always admit but I already know you’re so lucky. Merry Christmas!