Funny Engagement Messages

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So you are engaged now. I will have a new place to go and hang out. I am so excited about this. Congratulation dear.

I am happy for your engagement news. I hope now you will learn cooking and cleaning. I will be your first guest to taste your food. Wish you a happy married life.

Getting engaged is like putting a down payment on a mortgage which you will be a lifetime liability. Be more careful!

There are two ways to get jailed for life. One is to commit a bad crime and the second is to get hitched. Congratulations on choosing the latter.

I hope you have a calm and stress-free life in all the coming days leading up to your wedding day! I was so excited during mine that I couldn’t sleep for three days after my engagement!

Congratulations on finally getting the right to officially love and annoy your partner for the rest of your life.

Technically and traditionally, engagement is known as the promise to marry. But practically it is known as the promise and first step to lifelong slavery. Carry on!

There are two types of couples. The first type is the couple who fights and argues after getting engaged. The second type is yet to be discovered.

I always thought that you had a bad choice. Thank God, at last, you proved me wrong. But what happened to your fiancé, man? How could she choose you?

Engaged is a synonym for busy. Now you can officially ward off your friends and family from disturbing you because you are ‘engaged.’ Best of luck!

People celebrate when they get out of prison. But you are celebrating the fact that you are turning yourself in, for life. Congratulations nevertheless.

I am very happy to know that you guys are engaged now. I will get a chance to buy a new dress and eat tasty foods. Congratulation. Get married soon.

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