You may have a very good job there. You may also enjoy a high salary. But you’ll never find such amazing co-workers like us! Please reconsider!
With you leaving us today, this company will have one less lazy employee in the office. But I’ll try my best to take your place there! Farewell dear!
I think you have taken a great decision in switching the job, except for the colleague part. Because you are never getting a colleague more handsome than me!
I wish you have an arrogant boss there in your new office. I wish your colleagues don’t co-operate with you. I wish you come back here once again!
You have always been a great scapegoat for all our crimes in the office. Now we’ll miss you a lot! Just kidding! Farewell dear!