Funny Good Morning Message

Oversleeping is a bad habit and obesity is a disease. Congratulations! Because you have both! Good morning, dear!

You sleep so much that sometimes I wonder why you are not sleeping in a grave already. Good morning to you if you’re still alive!

The sky is awake and the birds have already started working their ass off. But look at you snoring loud!

Your whole life is left for plenty of sleep, but please wake up now and get your lazy bones working! Good morning!

Waking up early in the morning makes you healthier and stronger. Sleeping in the morning makes you lazier and dumber. The choice is yours. Good morning!

Some people wake up at noon and call it a morning. I am wishing you good morning now, so you know when the real morning is!

This is a good morning wish for you if mornings do exist in your life. As far as I know, your day starts at noon and ends at dawn.

Good morning my dear. If you are still sleeping, then you should understand why people call you lazy and fat.

Sleeping late and waking up late are the two biggest enemies of good health. Congratulations to you for doing both like an expert. Good morning!

If there was an Oscar for people who oversleep in the morning, you’d surely win it. But since there is none, you should try waking up early. Good morning!

Nothing about having to wake up in the morning sounds ‘good’, but I still wanna wish you a good morning! May you survive without falling asleep at work!

Good morning to you! I hope the barista gets your coffee order right this time and helps to improve your mood! Have a nice day ahead!

I’m sure you are all grumpy as usual, but trust me, waking up so early would be worth it today! Good morning and have a productive day!

Getting up early in the morning is the first step of starting a productive day. Good morning, sleepyhead! You have a long way to reach the weekend.

I hope my good morning message doesn’t reach you at 3 p.m.! Have a good day, even if you start your day in the afternoon. Good morning.

You don’t need to handle a lot of pressure and tension because you are always asleep. Hope my good day doesn’t start with seeing your face! Good morning.

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