If you are reading this good morning message from me, just know that I’m really disappointed that you woke up to ruin this beautiful morning!
Best thing about waking up late is that the thoughts of stress come to you late.
Life is short and days are even shorter. Sleep a bit longer and the day is over. Just kidding! Wake up and live the day. Good morning!
Good morning. Here’s to starting a new day with everything old.
I know it’s hard to wake up every morning knowing that you’re still ugly and stupid. But we still have to wake up and live another day. Good morning!
If you want to have a good time with your secret girlfriend, first get rid of your yelling wife. Same goes for your bed and alarm clock. Good morning!
“Today I’m going to work hard and work intelligent” – that’s the joke I tell myself to bring a smile on my face when I wake up. Good morning!
If you want to keep your dreams alive, sleep well and sleep tight. Better yet, never wake up in life. Just kidding! Good morning my friend!
Dreamers like you don’t need inspirational good morning messages. They need big alarm bells and annoying friends like me. Good morning, time to wake up.