Funny Good Night Messages

Good night and sleep well! Hope you have dreams as sweet as I am!

Don’t waste thinking about your lost past, Don’t waste time for planning your future, Better kill some mosquito with that time So that you can sleep better. Good Night.

Good night! May you be safe from the ghost under your bed!

Sleeping is the only thing you’re good at besides breathing, so good night.

Now 4.7 million people are going to sleep, 2.5 million are dreaming, 1.3 million are watching TV/ But one cute hearties reading my sweet Jokes, good night!

The sun is red, the sky is blue, I cannot stay happy, without disturbing you. Goodnight my love.

May tomorrow be finally the day you win at life. Sleep well!

Good night sweetheart! Don’t look at the window at night. Also, don’t look under the bed. There may be something! Just kidding! Have a sweet dream my love!

If you feel lonely don’t worry. I am here to disturb you all the time. Now sleep well. Good night dear. Have a wonderful scary dream!

When I say GOOD night, I actually want you to be a GOOD boy at night. So don’t think about any girl except me. Good night handsome.

The quietness of this beautiful night reminds me of you. How can I sleep peacefully at this night without disturbing you?

You’ve seen enough of the cruel world so better close your eyes already.

Let the most beautiful dream come to you tonight, Let the sweetest person come in your dream tonight but don’t make it a habit, Because I’m not free every night, Good Night!

Hey, I just had a phone call from your bed because it could not reach you. Please contact your cold bed and the lonely pillows right now! And sleep tight!

The only way I can guarantee you a sweet dream is dreaming about me. So, what are you waiting for? Sleep tight!

Send me a text if nightmare kicks in and you cannot sleep at night. I will be your guardian angel no worries. Have a great time of sleep, dear. 

Nothing can take your valuable place in my life except a good night’s sleep. I am off to it, you do that too. Love yaa. Sweet dreams.

Thinking about you mode activated! Missing you in progress! If you are awake reply to deactivate thinking mode. Good night!

The good people sleep much better at night than the bad people. Of course, the bad people enjoy the waking hours much more. Good night!

Do you know why we close our eyes? When we pray, when we cry, when we dream? Because the most beautiful things in life are unseen and felt by the heart only, Goodnight my love.

Welcome to Sweet Dreams airlines. We’ll be shortly arriving at Dreamland. Fasten blankets, puff the pillow, close your eyes and get ready to doze off! Good Night!

A very original good night wish only for you beware of cheap duplicates I’m the only authorized dealer for good night wishes. Good night, Sweet dreams!

Hey you, Yes you darling, holding the phone. You are asleep? No? Ok, good, cause I want to say good night before your eyelashes hug each other tightly.

Oops! Ouch, I fell from the bed Trying to reach my phone just to say sweet dreams to you. Good night and Sleep tight.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ123456789*# Thanks God all the keypads are ok… Oh, anyway…Good Night!

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