Funny Happy Birthday In Advance Messages

Happy Birthday in advance! Will I be allowed in your birthday party without a gift?

I wanted to be the first person to wish you. That is why sending you an advance birthday wish. Have a great birthday.

You should really consider stopping a birthday celebration each year. It’s been scientifically proved that the more birthdays you celebrate, the closer you get to death. HBD in advance!

You seem pretty desperate for your upcoming birthday, so advanced Happy Birthday!

I want to tell you a secret of not getting old: start lying about your age. I hope you’ll consider my advice. Happy birthday in advance!

If people were wise, they would stop celebrating their birthdays. It wouldn’t stop them from being older but it’d certainly save a lot of money. Happy birthday in Advance!

Enjoy your birthdays as long as you’re still young. Because after 20 years from now, it will be really difficult to even blow a candle. Happy birthday in advance!

It doesn’t matter how hard you try to hide your age, the wrinkles on your face is reminding me one more year is going to be added to your age. HBD in advance!

The good news is you’re going be older for one more year, but the bad news is you’re not wiser than the last year. Happy birthday in advance!

Just a few hours to go and after that, you’ll not belong to the young generation anymore. Congratulations! Always remember, oldies are the goldies!

You’ve reached a point in life when your birthday cake is smaller than your belly and candles outnumber your hair by two to one. Happy Birthday!

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