Funny Messages for Buying New Car

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Your hot new car deserves to be driven by someone who really knows how to drive well. You can call me any time. Congratulations.

You spent thousands and thousands of dollars on a new car. I hope you will spend a fraction of that amount to celebrate the purchase with your old friends. Congratulations mate.

Congratulations on buying a new car, I am so happy for you but I am also happy for me too. You can take me on rides, drive me around and pick me up whenever I call you.

You may call your new car your sweetheart, but your girlfriend sincerely hopes that she will remain the number one sweetheart in your life. I love you.

I hate you for buying such a cool pickup truck, now my car is just going to suck. Congratulations anyway.

It is great to be driving, but don’t give up on walking. Congratulations for new Honda, but I hope you don’t become a lazy panda.

Congratulations on buying a new car. Btw You had money to buy a new car but didn’t have money to give a treat to your friend?

What is the point of buying a car when you are a terrible driver? please practice more and don’t ruin your new car like the previous one.

I think I don’t need to spend money on gas/oil for the upcoming months because I am going to ride your new car. Congratulations! My friend.

Hope you will take better care of your new car than you did in your old car. Congratulations on your new car!

Your hot new car will get you a lot of new dates, I just hope you don’t forget your old mates. Congratulations buddy.

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