Funny New Job Wishes

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A new job means more money and more money means more treats from you. Congratulations, now where’s my treat?

This new job is a whole new range of chances counting new official rules to break, new workmate to gossip, new interns to mock, and new bosses to curse. Enjoy most and good luck.

At last, you’re getting out of here and there’ll be no you from tomorrow! We’ll miss you but also happy with your new job.

Congratulations. May you show your charisma and make everyone your fan there!

Congratulations dear! May you reach the new target of breaking rules, gossiping, mocking new interns, and cursing your boss! All the best.

Change your job, change your boss, change your pay, change your way. But please don’t change the way you are. Congratulations for your new job.

Congratulations. I am so happy that finally, you’re moving from here. All the best for starting a better job.

Your old workplace must be celebrating your absence now that you have got a new job! Best wishes to you! Don’t slack off of your work!

Congratulations on getting a new job! Finally, you can afford to buy me a phone without having to sell your kidneys.

Congratulations on having a new job! Just to remind you; you’re just a ‘kick’ away from being kicked out of the house. So, pay your house rent regularly!

My condolences to your late-rising habit in the morning as you are joining this new job. A big fat ‘Congratulations’ to you.

As exciting getting a new job is, it can be hard to adjust to the new work environment at the office. May you find some nice colleagues! Good luck!

New Job brings more money and more money reminds me of treat and more treat. Congratulations on being officially capable of treating me with luxury foods.

Good luck with your new job life. We just wish that there you also find such weird co-workers like us.