Remember mate, that life always gives you a second chance. What are the new years for? Grab your chances every time! Happy New Year.
It’s time of the year to make new year’s resolutions that you know you can never keep. But you’ll do it anyway. Happy new year!
One more year has gone, and you’re still the dumb person you were always. Let’s hope you can be a better person this year!
You know what my favorite part of the new year is? I always make my resolutions when I’m drunk so that I never am committed to them. Happy New Year.
You know you’re old and tired when you just want to have a nap instead of being drunk and have fun on New Year’s Eve. Happy new year 2021!
The funniest thing about the last day of a year is that you can make a bunch of unrealistic to-dos list & still everyone would say you can accomplish them!
I’m not making any new resolutions for the New Year. I’m really good at annoying you, and I’ll simply continue on that path!
May all your problems vanish as quickly as your new year’s resolution does every year. I wish you a happy new year full of happiness!
Life is already full of good things. You just have to stop complaining and be a little bit more optimistic. Enjoy this new year with a glass-half-full of vodka!
New years bring you a lot of new problems. But the good thing is, they usually last just as long as your new year’s resolution. Happy new year!
Life has taught me that no matter what you say and how hard you try, you can never stop some people from making stupid new year resolutions! Happy new year!
I’m planning to come to your house on the 31st of December so that on the 1st of Jan, I can say – I have been living in your house for a year! Happy New Year.
Keep making the same old mistakes, but do it in a new way. Accept my heartfelt, warm wishes for this new year. All the best!
New years are like restart buttons to start things over again, except the fact that your device is long dead. Have an enjoyable new year!