If you just didn’t remember it was my birthday yesterday, I’d be saved from throwing a party for 20 stupid friends, including you. Thank you anyway!
Thank you for showing up on my birthday, and thanks for your lovely wish, but where is my gift?
I was thinking of hiring a comedian to make my guests laugh. Then I changed my mind and invited you to the party. It paid off well, I guess. And Thank you for the wish, of course.
You didn’t have to wish me a day before my birthday to show your eagerness for a treat. Anyway, I loved the wish you sent!
Your astounding ability to make birthday wishes using the garbage words from your own dictionary made me feel old and useless. Thank you!
I have just received a wonderful birthday wish from you. Thank you, my friend, for your wonderful words. I really hope you did it for free.
While everyone was busy making me feel old with their words and wishes, you were busy forwarding the same message you sent me last year. Thank you for making me feel one year younger.
Your birthday greeting was good, but your grammar skills are bad. However, you deserve a thank you for the first one!
Most of the things you did at the party were inappropriate and wrong, except that you got my birth date right in the first place. Thank you for that.