It feels really great to see you not tired of each other even after all these years. But I seriously hope you are not pretending to be seen like this! Congratulations by the way!
I know your marriage is just as much as twisted as mine. But congratulations! You have spent really good years together. Now get yourself out of it!
You lost your freedom on this day and you are celebrating it by throwing a party? Now that’s what years of being married makes you; a mentally retarded individual!
Wedding anniversaries are when you have to act normal in front of everyone so they think you are so happy. But in reality, you’d like to kill each other off! Happy anniversary!
You can name it a marriage anniversary and celebrate it as you wish, but I’m simply happy because my friend is alive! Congratulations on that!
God has truly compensated your ugly face by giving you such a beautiful wife. I’m glad you are having a happy marriage together. Trust me, I’m having one, too! Congratulations!
For [put year] years now, you have been the Bonnie to my Clyde, the Ying to my Yang, the Sweet to my Sour! Very happy anniversary to us!
Darling, you remember the search warrant I had issued for my heart [put year] years ago? Guess what, it still belongs to you! Happy Anniversary!
I wish I had more marriage anniversaries with you than my age. It’s so sad that I wasn’t married to you since my birth. But I’ll be celebrating my marriage with you till my death!
My love for you only grew from the day I married you. So, when I say it’s our marriage anniversary, it means my love for you is up by one more level!
If I wasn’t made for you, I would never be born. And if I wasn’t married to you, I would never be happy. Thank you for being with me all these years!