Funny Wedding Wishes

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It takes a lot of courage for a man who goes into war knowing that he will never win. All the best wishes for your marriage!

Marriages are wonderful except for those who have already married. God bless you both for the new life you are going to start together!

No one wants to go to prison but everyone wants to get married. This world is so full of irony. Congratulations on your marriage by the way!

The secret of a happy marriage is a secret that no one knows. Let me know if you ever find one. Congratulation!

Always be good to each other. After all, you’ll be the ones to help each other while scrubbing the toilet.

Life is not fair to those who wish to remain single and that’s why something called ‘wedding’ exists.

I hope you’ll never get tired of fighting each other. We are so eagerly waiting for a long and competitive wrestling match (marriage).

You were mad for each other before today. From now on you will be mad at each other. That’s the magic of the wedding. Have a good time!

You must have already started to think that it’s a mistake. But it’s too late my friend. You’re now officially a prisoner! Congratulations!

For your kind information, a combined birthday gift will not be accepted. Congratulations on becoming two from one!

There is an occasion where every men and woman officially have to sign his/her life away. That’s called a wedding. Congratulations!

Before marriage, you are incomplete. After marriage, you are finished. That’s the sad reality, my friend! Congratulations anyway!

What’s the similarity between Shakespeare’s novel and a marriage? A little romance and a lot of tragedy! You sure want to do this?

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